veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(via heythisisbecky)

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

(via a-strong-female-character)

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

(via a-strong-female-character)

heythisisbecky:

i want a matchmaking reality show where they match regular people up with celebrities but don’t tell the regular people

like can u imagine some girl getting ready to go meet the guy and then she gets there and she’s on a date with chris evans

people would go apeshit

xparrot:

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

(the ears were colored by zookeepers to tell baby buns apart. in case anyone was wondering.)

(via themeghanstein)