"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
— Lemony Snicket (via stay-ocean-minded)
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via driverattitude)
*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down
(Source: tsumdere, via dietpunkjesus)